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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

hatos:

birds rights activist reminds us of the things we should be thinking about today
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hatos:

birds rights activist reminds us of the things we should be thinking about today

Many Ladies wear it this way

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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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Hyrule Warriors Playable Characters [x]

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witchdumpling:

this image is v important

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chipsprites:


Chipsprites Plays Pokémon Emerald // Catching Rayquaza [x] ۞ ~

chipsprites:

Chipsprites Plays Pokémon Emerald // Catching Rayquaza [x۞ ~

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reallylameblog:

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beaconandbacondetector:

reallylameblog:

idk how id survive without water <3

You wouldnt

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

No you seriously couldn’t survive without water, it’s something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD

reblog if you feel the same way about water!

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

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thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
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thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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cruel-clocks:

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ”Good-bye!” and you were like NO WAY and then I was all ”We pretended we were going to murder you”? That was great…