I’m glad I didn’t sleep through my birthday #sorrry for our cool guy pictures
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I’m glad I didn’t sleep through my birthday #sorrry for our cool guy pictures

Birthday pictures with jokinjocab and eatinetan !!! I love those guys
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Birthday pictures with jokinjocab and eatinetan !!! I love those guys

internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."
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internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

owligator:

kikiyuyu:

I like to imagine Shepard won’t let him on the ship like that so she makes him stand outside while she hoses him down

omg tho

(Source: mcjoni15)

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like
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babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

(Source: sobwanking-archive)

chenginerd:

to all my main monkeys out there

chenginerd:

to all my main monkeys out there

(Source: dire-dire-docks)

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
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datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: liberalartsmajor)

chompytravels:

Dinos, they go off the paved paths. 
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chompytravels:

Dinos, they go off the paved paths. 

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup