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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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outsethero:

NEW LEGEND OF ZELDA COLLECTOR’S PUZZLE
I’m a little late to the news party, but here’s a post for this nonetheless! USAopoly has released a new Legend of Zelda Collector’s Puzzle. The puzzle consists of 550 pieces and features a golden map of Hyrule and measures at about 18”x24” when assembled. 
If you’d like to get your hands on this beautiful item, you can head on over to Thinkgeek where they currently have it listed as In Stock or over at GameStop where it has a release date for tomorrow, September 2nd. 
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outsethero:

NEW LEGEND OF ZELDA COLLECTOR’S PUZZLE

I’m a little late to the news party, but here’s a post for this nonetheless! USAopoly has released a new Legend of Zelda Collector’s Puzzle. The puzzle consists of 550 pieces and features a golden map of Hyrule and measures at about 18”x24” when assembled. 

If you’d like to get your hands on this beautiful item, you can head on over to Thinkgeek where they currently have it listed as In Stock or over at GameStop where it has a release date for tomorrow, September 2nd. 

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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
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thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

tastefullyoffensive:


The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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jennhammond:

pinkiebsunshine:

quietlobo:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

that wink and thumbs up combo.

classic

Oh dear God…No! Just…No! *Shudders*

I went from ???? to QUOTING VERBATIM IN TWO SECONDS

faintvox:

glumshoe:

more of my chemistry professor (and wizard)

I need to tell Nate to take chemistry with this LITERAL WIZARD

My dearest friend, if you don’t mind;
I’d like to join you by your side.

(Source: sorryblondie)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK
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nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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thoughtless-darkness:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

I’m going to cry
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thoughtless-darkness:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

I’m going to cry

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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mehcoffee:

"What are we gonna tell his family?"

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